
So that's an SS30 for 2$, a Storm 1000 /Typhoon Force 2 for 2$, a Speedloader 1000 for 3$, and an XP70 for 3$. Finally a decent lot of water guns that aren't ridonkulously overpriced.
The Storm is surprisingly powerful, and the battery tray is super clean, so the lights probably work too. I really like the shape of the handle+pump.
I actually didn't have an XP 70 and this one is very nice. The SS30 worked once you got the 'dust' out of it and pumped it real well, and the SP 1000 probably works. I will try it later.
Anyways, happy 500th reply!
PS: CPS 1500 is beast. My #2 is almost repaired!
Update! Yesterday I went on a massive thriftpedition.
The first thing I found frightened me the most. I picked it up so fast I didn't even have time to think about it.

Yeah, it's the CP SSSSS 5. This is the second Aqua Zone knock-off CPS 1-3-5 I have seen. Why they would imitate what is widely considered a crappy blaster is beyond me, but I still want a 1-3-5 badly enough to hit my head on the shelf on the way down.
Then I went to the same store where I found the pistol trove above. There I found:

It's a very nice XP 150! It is the kind with the 1/4 turn reservoir and a removable nozzle! It works great too! If only it had the sticker I would call it near-mint.
Triple Update! I have found three more super soakers to add to my collection!

2pm today, I walk into my new favorite Value Village and I pull two Super Soaker MDS out of a shopping cart. Mint condition. I am pretty sure that the MDS was my first super soaker. What's the difference between the "classic edition" and the regular??
Then I walk a little further, and grab the Triple Shot (leaks) out of another bin. So that's 3 for 3$ each. Score.
*Edit* fixed the Triple Shot. Trying to pry off the cap was a massive headache, but cutting it was worse. Did you know that it has an adjustable OPRV? I cranked that up to max, fiddled with the check valve, and done. Works great (but makes a hilarious sound when pumping). *Edit*
I always thought that going early was the key to getting good stuff; but now that I think about it I have found some good stuff in the evenings too.
Quadruple update!

One 2-way QFD. Faded, covered in dirt and spiders and green paint.. for 5$. Freaking Talize.
A working shot blast... for 3$. Definitely a candidate for a re-shell or an easy loaner.
Ok what is going on here... another update...
An XP 65, works, for 3$. But this is only the beginning...

UPDATE: Another score today! My very first Water Warriors Splat Blaster!

Pictured below is the knock-off I bought for 1$ from Zellers, made by aqua-zone. They have no shame.
Still, it's a lever-action Shot Blast with a trigger. How cool is that?
Another update! (June 19) So today (Now yesterday) I picked up 3 new water blasters!
First off, an odd one. The STR 90 "Defender" by Tech Group.

It's a quirky blaster. Hit the switch on top and it deploys a folding shield, reminscent of one of those lizards from Jurassic Park. The nozzle rotates 180 degrees and I assume if it worked that would allow me to shoot forwards or sideways. I assume it's a pinch trigger, as I can't get it to fire air yet.
Next up we have this:

Before you say anything, I know some mooks who would pay 10$ for just the drum OR the stock, so it's worth it for me. XD
And I saved the best for last:

It's a Water Warriors Krypton! I'm not sure if it works, but it's a nice, big gun. The pump on this thing is colossal. If nothing else, it would be great for parts.
--So I have looked at the Krypton just a little bit. I have found the most horrid looking battery tray ever:

It's like an asteroid landed in a nuclear junkyard. Blarg. I am going to have to get suited up for this...
Update (June 21)
Today I checked out my local VV on a whim. And I found some great stuff, including two more waterguns!
I don't know who prices this stuff, it was very cheap, and the stickers were placed quite oddly. But I was thrilled!

So that's another XP 65, in excellent condition, for 1$. How could I pass that up? This is my third one; it is identical to my first one (sturdy, non-twisting pump, unscrewable nozzle, great condition) and unlike the last one I picked up just a few days ago.
And the SS 100, 'New and improved'. It's broken in some places and it leaks pressure, but the pump is sturdy and I may fix it one day.
And PS, if anyone out there is annoyed by my tons o' pictures, I can reduce them to thumbnails. I guess I just have pretty good internet, they load really fast for me. (with the exception of yesterday)
You can always check out my minus page (nad3r.minus.com) for all of my latest water gun stuff!