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101 other things YOU can do with your water guns / water blasters:
1. Watering your lawn
2. Watering your garden
3. Watering your neighbor's garden, but from your doorstep
4. Washing your car
5. Washing your bike
6. Washing your friend's bike
7. ...even while he's still riding it
8. Cleaning the dishes
9. Unclogging the sink (with a little blasting action)
10. Power-washing the bathroom
11. Playing with pets
12. Bathing your pets without needing to hold them down (no high powered blasters, please!)
13. "Rinsing off" your kids / spouse / parents
14. Making a hand-powered mini jacuzzi in your bathtub
15. Topping off the fish tank
16. Filling the pool from the other room
17. Filling your neighbor's pool
18. Emptying the pool (if you choose to refill from it)
19. Cleaning the BBQ grill
20. Blasting leaves/icicles from the gutters
21. ...from the ground floor
22. ...across the street
23. Blasting the gutters off the house (uh, only if you need to replace them)
24. Power mopping (have plenty o' towels handy)
25. Power dusting
26. Stripping wallpaper
27. Shooing away stray dogs
28. Shooing away stray cats
29. Shooing away annoying door-to-door sales people
30. ... then chasing them down the street
31. Filling the bird bath
32. Keeping squirrels off the bird feeder
33. Destroying beehives and infestations (wear protective equipment)
34. Ear cleaner (yes, this is published - http://www.cmaj.ca/cgi/content/full/173/12/1496 )
35. Doing the laundry
36. ...with your clothes on
37. ...or not (live free)
38. Cooking (just add water)
39. Putting out the fire (when the cooking goes awry)
40. Halloween costumes
At School:
41. Starting a race (as a Starter's pistol)
42. Keeping cool (during a race)
43. Ending a race (stream as a finish line)
44. Drinking from (as a portable water fountain; clean soakers only)
45. Cleaning the blackboards
46. Cleaning the whiteboards
47. Cleaning your desk
48. Cleaning your chair
49. Cleaning your classmate's chair
50. ...with him still on it
51. Flushing out your locker
52. Flushing out your friend's locker
53. ...with him in it
54. ...while laughing at him
55. ...since he didn't give pay you back for lunch
At the Office:
56. As a "Do Not Disturb" warning device
57. Washing your coffee cup
58. Washing the coffee maker
59. Purging the office fridge
60. Destroying confidential documents
61. Funky paper weight
62. Watering all the office plants
63. ...from your office set
64. ...blind-folded
65. ...especially the one's in your boss' office
66. Decontaminating your cubicle
67. Decontaminating your co-workers cubicle
68. ...while he's on the phone
69. ...twice (once more for good luck)
At the Gym:
70. Cleaning off the equipment before use
71. Cleaning off the equipment after use
72. Cooling off at the end of some reps
73. Using in place of free weights (ever try lifting a filled Monster XL?)
74. Portable shower
75. ...but not in public (please!)
76. Decontaminating your used gym shorts (ugh)
77. ...from at least 30' away (yikes)
78. ...assuming even that is a safe distance (faint)
At the Beach:
79. Marking your territory (no, not that way)
80. Prepping sand for building sand castles
81. Destroying other kids' sand castles (you meanie)
82. ...and helping you escape for their parents
83. Cleaning out the sand toys
84. Cleaning sand out of your sandals
85. Portable outboard water jet motor
On the Street:
86. Crowd control
87. Crowd fun riot instigator (go fig')
88. Flagging down a cab (not recommended in NYC)
89. Cleaning the street
90. Putting out small fires (keep a safe distance)
91. Putting out cigarettes
92. ...especially of those smoking in non-smoking areas
93. Cooling down marathon runners
94. Cooling down marathon organizers
95. ...and cooling yourself down when running away from marathon runners, organizers, and upset smokers
Miscellaneous
96. Portable bidet (eww... not recommended)
97. Emergency car windshield washer
98. Putting out campfires (careful you don't blast ashes everywhere)
99. Testing your waterproof watch/camera/electronics on land
100. Portable water display
101. Portable localized rain maker
Soak on!
